This whole time I thought John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln...
Now, in a Bear Den EXCLUSIVE, we have amateur video* shot at Ford's Theatre showing that in fact Lincoln was not killed by a lethal gunshot wound to the head, but by a mysterious, soul-sucking phenomenon- literally draining every once of fluid in the President's body.
Some would see this is groundbreaking. I simply see it as lending credence to a new plot for National Treasure 3: Another Wild Goose Chase Confusing Most Americans As to Whether Or Not This Is Fact Or Fiction.
Please be warned, viewer discretion is advised.
*Please disavow time and date in bottom left hand corner of screen. It is irrelevant.
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