Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bryan, Tony, and to an Extent, Joemm

It's blueberry time.


Formerly $1,000, but got it under $200.

Vintage from France.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Seinfeld Time

It's too bad I don't like him that much.

Just Scrap!

Don't sign autos for an hour and a half!

Either way, I hope BJ kills St. Pierre.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

In Vegas. Again.

Almost got blown over from the crazy wind today. Allergies are intensified.

On a brighter note, my room has a jacuzz in it.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Giving More, Taking Less

Here's a video my friend Sarena filmed during our time in Argentina. Truly a wonderful time, which by the way just ranked at number 12 on Travel & Leisures list of Top 20 Life-Changing Experiences.

Shoes for Tomorrow - Toms Shoe Drop, November 2008 from Sarena on Vimeo.

You already know what to do in order to make a difference.

Be the change.

You're Losing Your Mind

Wow. You weren't kidding. You really are going crazy.

Perhaps this will make things a bit more clear.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Well, What Now?

Sunday, January 25, 2009


Even Magnolia Bakery is in the spirit..

And by the way, EVERYTHING they bake is something I'd literally kill for. I mean really, I'd probably kill a sleeping bunny if it means getting Magnolia's.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Didn't Know He Graced Childrens Books


Can Somebody Please Help This Guy?

How awful..

Saw This in NYC Somewhere

.....and what?!

Friday, January 23, 2009

If I Had a Prius...

I'd roll large, son.

You're welcome, Paul.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Heading to the Airport

...and bringing back a bounty.

Cause You Know N-A-S are the Letters That Spell..

NAS NAS.....

It's Snowing Today

If flying were an Olympic sport, I'd be Michael Phelps trying to beat the all-time flight delay record. So far, I'm a perfect 4 for 4 for delayed flights, with two more to go.

Conditions look well for flight 5.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


Completely sold out, until the planets aligned and I was able to purchase the absolute LAST two tickets. I am so unbelievably stoked right now, it's hard to contain.

On a whim, Laura and I went to the theater to see if there was anything left. The English couple ahead of us in line were just about to purchase them, but their credit cards were declined, leaving me to do what any other proud American would have....

Jason, 1. United Kingdom, 0., go to it!

Cafeteria, NYC

CCC Was Here

Heard they were selling those counterfeit MINI's.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Phantom Bruise

Laura noticed this huge bruise on my forearm at dinner. Any guesses?

It's as good as mine- I've got no clue.

So I Thought It Would Be Cool....

...if I flew First Class.

Only problem was that there are only about 25 people on this flight and if I would have just rode coach, I would have had a whole row to myself, for plenty cheaper.


Monday, January 19, 2009

Almost Ended Up Here

Drove on the sketchiest road EVER today returning from Cooperstown. Car almost got stuck in a foot of snow on a road that hadn't been plowed in what seems like days.

It's been snowing very hard lately. I have to drive to the airport tomorrow.

I am scared.

Do It

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Ace, Bryan, Tony, Joemm, Tom, etc...

Explain this one...

Bob Dole, If He Were a Bear

I couldn't bear to let this one slide by.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

It's Even Colder Up Here

That icicle is almost as tall as I am.

I'm Flying To Syracuse...

...and I'm hoping I don't experience too much of this.

Well What Do You Know



Seriously what is going on?

We just "de-planed," and are waiting for a spare plane.

All Alone...

...except for one other guy, drunk as he's probably ever been.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Got It

Check out the dudes nose. Frostbite.

It Seems Like..

...trouble is following me.

Coming to You From 8 Degrees

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Stuck in Dallas.... crash landing in NYC.

As you already probably guessed, I'm delayed another couple hours


And This is Just an Observation.... the airport and noticed an unusual amount of African American travelers, most seem to be traveling to Washington DC for the inauguration. To be fair, there's a lot of talk between all races about the upcoming historic Tuesday.

Perhaps I should make the trip down?

What say you, loyal readers? Shall I make the perilous trek to endure the company of five million?

Send me your thoughts...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All

Been to a lot of places, seen a lot of things.

Never thought I'd see this in pretty much my backyard.

After meeting Candice for dinner, we noticed several MINI Coopers that looked like our own- Pepper White. Being at The Lab, which by the way has no more than 100 parking spots, I'm guessing about 10 of them looked like our Coopers. Most had black tops like ours, but after stepping outside we spotted one that earned every synonym for an eyesore .

WARNING: The following picture may cause severe head trauma. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised.

Couldn't believe it myself.

Burberry, guy? Really? C'mon...

And to boot, the guy looked like a complete douchebag- you know, the kind that wear backwards Flexfit caps, have long, orange bleached hair, wear adidas "cologne" from RiteAid, and listen to Reggaeton.

Let's put this to rest.

Awful- Jaguar x Burberry

Stellar- MINI x Paul Smith

More info with Paul Smith and MINI, here.

The reason I may sound cacophonous isn't the hater inside me, it's more so the fact he pushed one of his hydraulic pumps to scare off Candice's dog which was enjoying the fresh air after sitting in here for an hour.

Either way, I was pretty peeved at the guy. After a couple days of gusty winds and allergies flaring, the last thing I wanted to see was a Burberry x MINI Cooper collab.

This doesn't help either. It's freaking January.