Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Vawn, Two..

The unibrow from hell!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Where The Wild Things Were?

It seems as though that Warner Bros. aren't happy with the Spike Jonze film adaptation of our favorite childhood book, Where The Wild Things Are, originally scheduled for release in October. According to various reports, it looks like the execs are worried that the boy playing Max isn't likable enough, and further complicating the matter are reviews from test screeners reporting that the movie can be scary for children. Massive re-shoots have been discussed, obviously putting the release date on hold indefinitely.

Spike is one of my favorite directors, and the people who hired him should have known what they were in for. I really hope they can salvage this movie (word is that Jonze has the final cut and could release it) in any way possible. Go here for a clip, but hurry because the man has been taking them down one by one. Note that it's only a test clip- here's Spike's explanation.

“That was a very early test with the sole purpose of just getting some footage to Ben our vfx (visual effects) supervisor to see if our vfx plan for the faces would work. The clip doesn’t look or feel anything like the movie, the Wild Thing suit is a very early cringy prototype, and the boy is a friend of ours Griffin who we had used in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs video we shot a few weeks before. We love him, but he is not in the actually film...Oh and that is not a wolf suit, its a lamb suit we bought on the internet. Talk to you later...“ - Spike Jonze

Sunday, February 24, 2008

I Forgot Why I Wanted to Post This

Read more here.

Friday, February 22, 2008


"I really hate this." - Bryan

Bon Voyage

In due time..

While Supplies Last

And don't forget your officially licensed Simon Cowell black smedium

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Let the Good Times Roll

I've set up a new voicemail for a project I'm working on. If you could be so kind as to call and leave a message about your concerns for the United states, you would make my day.

Here's the toll-free number. Please help me out!



Monday, February 18, 2008

First Beer

Children slaves are next.

Grand Marnier x Wayne's World x Sketchy Cabin 13

Sorry Nick.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Cooler Than

A polar bear's toenails.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

View From the Cabin

I'm in June Lake for the weekend, so expect a supersize Vegas /
Mammoth recap blog when I return!

For Hypebeasts Everywhere

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Thanks UPS #2!!

Yes! Massive Vegas post soon!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

We're in Vegas!!!!!

And we're gonna make this.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Get Used To Seeing This

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Eat Your Veggies!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Never In A Million Years...

...did I think it would ever be referred to this on a magazine.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Name That Sauce!

Completely unrecognizable.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

That's What She Said

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Wednesday Pickup

Thanks UPS!

You Know You're On To Something When..

You notice your friend as a vinyl toy.

After making my normal internet rounds, I noticed a little version of Joemm. Check it out...

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I'm Jason Reyes, and I Approve This Message

As some of you may know, it's Super Tuesday today and I urge everyone to vote for your candidate. Not only is it the right thing to do, but it will eliminate the confusion of "vote-for-me" commericals.

It's like going to a restaurant and seeing too many things on a menu, or walking into a grocery starving- the point is, it's hard to make decisions when there are too many choices. I like things yes or no, black or white, meat or veggie. When things are simplified, it leaves less room for error.

On that note, I thought it would be imperative to give you a video guide for our 2008 Presidential Candidates. You can thank me later. Enjoy.


Jonh McCain

Mitt Romney


Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton


Ron Paul

Stephen Colbert

Hope that helps!

On a serious note, I would like all of you to check out this documentary I watched called Why We Fight. There are many issues we need to address with the state of our country, and it's important that we elect someone who can take the points brought up in the film into a brighter light. Whether you're a Republican or Democrat or anything in between, you owe it to yourself to watch this movie.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Wait, You're Bidding on What?

I found this while making my normal eBay rounds for the night. I searched 'surfboards.' Go figure.

Tide, The Beach Fairy

I'm not sure what bothers me more. That this is even listed on eBay, or the fact that someone is bidding on it. And I especially enjoy how it almost dares, "MORE PICTURES OF THE TIDE CAN BE FOUND HERE." Lucky for you I already clicked on "here," and it's definitely somewhere you DON'T want to go.

Here's an artists rendition of what I looked like after clicking the link.