After a long day
working, it's always great to have friends make a dinner for you.
And, if they're extra nice, they'll put on a pot of
chocolate fondue for dessert.
And, if they're the ones worth writing
handwritten letters to, they'll put on movies with
Cher and Nicolas Cage. And who cares if they fall asleep?
And if the next day you feel like Chipotle, good friends will drop everything they're doing (even if they've already eaten) to have a meal with you.
And, if they're particularly nice they'll let you smell their roses.
Bad friends, however, will never EVER take you on tours that come at the expense of people in horrible situations.
The good ones will sing you songs about scary theaters in Georgia, or throwing rocks at bums.
The
good ones let you crash in the Greatest City In The World.
The good ones buy you
taffy...
...and split humongous
cupcakes with you.
The
horrible ones dress like they just stepped out of a page of
GQ Magazine, and make the poutiest faces in the world .
But, to be an equally as great a friend, you've gotta be kind when
they don't quite act themselves. Everyone has
a pumpkin of a day sometimes.
Sometimes
you'll have to ride Splash Mountain, even if you know
the water on that ride hates you.
You've gotta love 'em even if the cookies they make aren't exactly perfect. Nobody is.
Except for Christ. And
Torii Hunter.
Who knows? Maybe one day they'll even tell you your kisses are devastating, borderline
dynamite.
If you think about it, nothing would be greater than to put them in your suitcase to share every moment with you.
And you know what? They'd probably even help you pack.
To my friends,
You're nothing short of amazing. Every day never ceases to amaze me. I look forward to every adventure. Kudos, and all that jazz. Let's go ghost hunting.
Your Friend,
Jason
P.S. Bryan- You gotta get a hold of yourself man. Can't do things
like this anymore, even if it is in Texas.
