Friday, February 13, 2009

Cannery Cameos

Nick x Mango Drink

How Many Days Am I Gonna Be Gone?

Four, Bro! Get it?



Headed to this for a little R&R.


Let's hope I don't get into too much trouble.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

In Direct Response to Boogie Nights

A little over a week ago, I noticed that The Sleepers posted the latest installment of Boogie Nights.


Boogie Nights 1.2 from ace carretero on Vimeo.

We here at The Bear Den are determined to not let this go unnoticed. Here are a few teasers for what we have in store.








Beat that Ace. Wait 'til you see the rest...

On a different note, I was driving home late last night and noticed that there was a crazy fire, next to my old office in Corona. Upon further inspection, I realized it was actually the next business complex over from ours. Seriously guys, the flames were 60-70 feet in the air. Here's to hoping nobody was injured.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Birthday's-A-Plenty

Seems like February is a big birthday month. Paul, Natalie, Amelia, Larisa, Rachel, Brooke, Gus...the list goes on and on.

This past weekend we celebrated two of the aforementioned.

Friday night we had a Kool Kitty Kat party for Natalie.


Check out the sweet treats Candice made- in true feline fashion.


I found this sweet frame at a second-hand store for Nat.


And yep, that's a real horseshoe.


Then it was off to the movies to watch this, which was delightfully creepy.


Saturday I had a meeting in San Diego.


Every apartment/condo/home needs this picture on the bills wall. Makes paying bills a lot easier when you've got Jackie Moon to look at.


Buster, who's a bilingual dog. I mean, living in San Diego, you gotta be.


Sunday marked Amelia's birthday and we celebrated it at Buca di Beppo and Disneyland, but not before we messed around with our new Franken-mini-bike.


Bryan, aka Barstow- not only did he order the girliest drink at the bar, but he drank it as if it were The Blood of Christ. (Amen.)






OK I swear, she like the Prince shirt I got her, even though look on her face may say otherwise.


Then it was off to Disneyland, where in true Amelia form, she forgets her D-land ID and has to have poor Cynthia sign her and Nathan in. Since it's her birthday, she'll get a mulligan.


Best. Bald Spot. Ever.


Here are a few of our takes on....

Hysterical Beatles fans.



The Mona Lisa.



Saying goodbye to President Bush.



The Brady Bunch escalator scene.



And of course, Buddy Holly! (except for Nathan)



After the ride we wondered why the water decided to stay in Nate's nether regions.


If someone can tell me what kind of hat this is and where I can find it, there's a reward waiting for you. Seriously.


Apparently Nat's, Yovie's, and Nate's screaming doesn't bother Bryan a bit...


...but the sad, burdening reality that he is Irish gets him where it hurts the most. I mean really, Disney- why stop there? Where are the Lucky Charms?


For some reason I thought this was funny.


On a side note, how great would it be if we made it's a small world historically accurate? You know, instead of those two in the above picture smiling, how about we have the cowboy hand him a bottle of whiskey. Or if we showed our atomic bombings on Japan. What about the Middle East conflicts? We can have Israel and Pakistan shoot missiles back and forth across the flume- couldn't you see the excitement in a child's face seeing all the fireworks?

Anyway, happy birthday to my good friends Natalie and Amelia! Here's to plenty more!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

This Can't Be Any Good

Video posted very soon. Take that Boogie Nights.

Friday, February 6, 2009

How Lincoln Was REALLY Assasinated

This whole time I thought John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln...

Now, in a Bear Den EXCLUSIVE, we have amateur video* shot at Ford's Theatre showing that in fact Lincoln was not killed by a lethal gunshot wound to the head, but by a mysterious, soul-sucking phenomenon- literally draining every once of fluid in the President's body.

Some would see this is groundbreaking. I simply see it as lending credence to a new plot for National Treasure 3: Another Wild Goose Chase Confusing Most Americans As to Whether Or Not This Is Fact Or Fiction.

Please be warned, viewer discretion is advised.



*Please disavow time and date in bottom left hand corner of screen. It is irrelevant.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Remind Boston What Team You Play For, Kobe

I wouldn't consider myself a big Laker fan, but I enjoy when any local team beats any Boston/New England team.

If You're Like Me and Didn't Have The Disney Channel When You Were Younger...

You looked forward to those three or four days of free Disney Channel that usually happened once or twice a year.

















And yes. That is indeed JC. And Justin. AND RYAN GOSLING.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Guess Who Stopped In

Boo yeah!

You gotta love a guy who wants to name his daughter Seafoam.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

You're Welcome



And when you're done watching that another three more times, don't forget to take advantage of this.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Gosh, It's So True

Hardly laughable.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Nobody Wants To Eat It

It's cursed.